EGG CHECK

how Northernlion are you?

This site downloads your entire Bluesky posting history and compares it against 90 million words of Northernlion video transcripts — 15 years of eggs, tier lists, and jokes that got a genuine "hm."

It finds the phrases you and NL both say — weighted by how distinctly him each one is compared to the average Bluesky poster — and each match links to a real video where he says it.

Everything runs in your browser; nothing is uploaded anywhere. Transcripts from the excellent NLQuotes project. Not affiliated with Northernlion. Probably legally distinct from an egg.